Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Medical Check Up

At KLINIK DR.CHAN

Dr. Chan: Hello, yes come in.

*sits down*

Dr. Chan: Are you the son of Dr. Nuing?

Me: yes....

then he gives me a creepy smile

Dr. Chan: You are number what?

Me: Huh??<----- confused

then i got what he meant

Me: Oh im the youngest...number 4

Dr. Chan: Good...good....And what course do u intend to apply for in australia??

Me: urm actually im enrolling for final year in biomedical science..

he gives me an even bigger smile

Dr. Chan: And what do u intend to do after that??

Me: urmmmm..try to get into medicine?

Dr. Chan: Good good....very good...So what about number 1 and number 2, working already?

Me: I think u mean number 1 and number 3, coz number 2 never went to you for visa application check up..

Dr. Chan: oh ya..so is number 1 and 3 working already?

Me: urmm u could say that..

*actually its only partially true, but i was too lazy to elaborate*

Dr Chan: Good good..*smiles*...isn't number 2 the one with the orthopedic problem...hip problem am i right.

Me: Yea i think so..when he was younger i think..(How the hell does he know that??)

*then he starts to fill in the form..asked me those typical questions like : Are u on any medication, have u been outside malaysia in the past 5 yrs etc....*

He listens to my chest, then does the standard check for hernia etc..

less than 5 minutes later..

Dr. Chan: Ok, u can go bring these forms to the nurse.

Me : alright thanks..bye!

I was saying bye bye to rm 150, which i could have used to buy 50 packs of kolo mee...or buy more whey protein from GNC -__-"

-signin out-

4 comments:

Nicole said...

he asks more about your family than ur medical history wei.. funny doc..lolz

Boredjoe said...

exactly..i was like, when is this guy going to start my check up?? -__-"

Audit Diva said...

don't u know? this is what they were taught in medical school la (or so daddy says). look after the anak of other doctors. no need to check u one - u want visa, he tick box, sign form and u get visa!

but yalah, creepy that he remembers me (aka "number 1" - most appropriate) - that was like in 2000 man!! a decade ago!!

actually i remember he asked me how much alcohol do i drink? i said 'one or two glasses a week'. not exactly true, it was something like one or two glasses a fortnight but that option didn't exist. and mum was there and she said to me in a loud whisper "eh! why you say that? no need to tell la!" it's a medical so need to be honest, isn't it??

Nicole said...

erm.. what does the amnt of alcohol one drinks got to do with getting a visa?? o.O