Monday, May 18, 2009

James Bond.

James Bond is the definition of being manly. He's got the car, chicks, confidence and cash. So who doesnt want to be james bond..I know I do!

But sadly, my name isnt James bond. Its Joshua Nuing.

And i dont drive an Aston Martin DBS V-12..I drive a Perodua kelisa or Proton waja, both of which belongs to my dad.

I dont have a well chiseled body(working on that ahaha), nor do i lay every single girl i meet.(mum would kill me)

And most of all, i dont have the cash to splash around chasing villians all over the world using private jets.

But lucky for u guys, i took the trouble to actually find out how much does it cost to be James Bond so that u wannabes can get as close as possible to the real thing. Im gonna use the latest bond movie as reference, Quantum of Solace.

Number 1. The Car

The car always defines James Bond best. In this case, its the Aston Martin DBS V-12. If u wanna be like James bond, u gotta have the car.



See, with this car, you'll never need to find parking when goin clubbing. Coz u just park it right there in front of the entrance.

0-60mph in 4.2 seconds

192kmph top speed.

and i bet it sounds really sexy too.

It costs: 160,000 pounds...my math sucks, but i know its nearly 3/4 of a million ringgits..not considering the import tax @@( which would probably make the car well over a million..)

Number 2. The shades

Next thing to have is considerably cheaper. A pair of aviators from Tom Ford.



This is what James Bond uses when he wanna act cool. You would look cool in it too. Especially if u wear it driving the DBS V-12 in the busy streets of KL.

It costs: USD $350 which totals to roughly rm 1000 la.

Number 3. The watch



The omega seamaster professional. If you have this, you are a real man. Because James Bond is a real man.

It costs: USD $3800....more than rm 10k lah!

Number 4. The Suit

To finish it off, u gotta have the suit.


His trademark suit is also by Tom Ford and i have no idea how much it costs. Probably a lot.U wear this you straight away become macho. Like super macho...

So guys, all you have to do is save rm 1.5 million and go shopping. Then you get to be james Bond.

I know i will.

In 10 years time..

or maybe 15..

*james bond theme starts playing*

-___-"

-signing out-

4 comments:

Audit Diva said...

wow. great research! how much does it cost to be an ah beng?

Nicole said...

prob very cheap only.. haha..

Boredjoe said...

hahaha! Yeah..but who knows..need to spend money make their lion king hair...

Nicole said...

hahah... lion king hair..