Saturday, September 20, 2008

The Burger Challenge

Exactly one week ago, i thought of something really stupid.

I was having Carl's Jr Double western and i thought to myself...what is the biggest, baddest most meanest burger available in any of the fast food chains in Sunway pyramid.

Here's the stupid part: why dont i eat them in one go?

So this is what i did today, one week after the idea was initially concieved.
The burgers of choice: Carl's Jr Double Western, Wendy's 3/4 Pound Triple Cheeseburger (Thats right, almost a pound of beef patty right there) and ofcourse, McD's very own BigMac.Don't be fooled by this pic. The Double western is actually almost the same size as the wendy's, with the bigmac being the smallest of the 3.

I started my assault on the Double western. Two large beef patties with several strips of chicken bacon (Halal bah!) smothered in cheese and fried onion rings.
Trust me, its good stuff.

and i made short work of it. ( was damn hungry..started this binge at 3pm. First meal of the day :D)
My next victim was the 3/4 pound triple cheeseburger from Wendy's
3 slices of 1/4 pound square beef patties, smothered with cheese and other condiments such as tomatoes, pickles, onions, etc etc. This burger was actually the largest.

The outcome?
CANNOT FINISH!

hahahaha! My stomach almost exploded halfway through the 3/4 pound. I tried all kinds of methods like resting, self encouragement, stoning for a while..it didn't work.

whatever happened to the legendary joshua bakir nuing who could down 6-8 fried chickens in kuching's chicken hartz. (Joshua Vs Alvin, the battle of the cousins.2001-2004 LOL!)

oh wells, so heres the verdict;

Carl's Jr Double Western:
Big.Had a much more juicy patty with supremely fresh taste.Its pricy though..( one meal
costing around Rm 20+)

Wendy's 3/4 Pound triple burger:
Bigger.Patty was much more dull tasting. The veggies didnt help either. I think the price for this meal is slightly cheaper than the double western.

McD's Big Mac:
Smallest! Eventhough i didn't touch it(gave it to my bro), ive had it so many times before that the taste and texture is pretty much rooted in my memory.I'd rather have this than the 3/4 pound wendy's. And its the cheapest too!( Rm 10 for a meal)

So the conclusion is: Screw Wendy's. Eat there if you're bored. Got money? Eat at Carl's Junior. On a tight budget? Eat at McD's. Pokai???
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Eat ramly burger lahh. Malaysia Boleh!

6 comments:

jsncruz said...

Damn. :(

You do realize you basically downed over three thousand calories in one go right? :| That's a conservative estimate by the way. Not so much the calories that gets me worried, it's the cholesterol and trans- and saturated-fats you consumed. :(

Boredjoe said...

hahaha! i know i know, i thought of the negatives before doing it. Just couldnt resist the idea thts all. Won't be a habbit :D

jsncruz said...

Damn man. You're never going to do this again I hope. =/

Presence of mind, bro. :)

XN said...

didnt i tell you that the wendy's 3/4 pound burger was a lot? dont want to listen la.... haha

Boredjoe said...

dude, eating those burgers was suicide. I probably wont be touching any one of those for a long time now

XN said...

i read your blog again. know what, when i go back to msia, i'm gonna do this attempt! lol! the biggest burger from McD, wendy's and carl's jr. yum!! =D